Hello there tumblr user. I'm Shannen. I fill myself with addictions such as Harry Potter, Supernatural, Fall Out Boy, Marvel, Finn the Human's hair, Danisnotonfire, Hope Esteim, Tom Hiddleston, Koi fish and so much more.
Another collection of people being kind.
TEARS I LOVE KIND PEOPLE
*makes a decision to try to be one of these*
i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
" you + have" -> "you’ve"
im sorry people learning english
Fuck this language
its amazing how less u care about these things and the secrecy as time goes by
|Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???|
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby